Where am I?
Oh, dear…umm…how shall I put this…?
Okay: this is called a BLOG. B-L-O-G. Blaaaaaaaaaaahg. That’s short for Web-Log, and the web is like a…well, this is like a journal, but everyone in the world can…hmm.
Who are you?
I’m just your average aspiring fiction author/poet/playwright/composer/video game designer who also happens to have a knack for science and a penchant for procrastination. You should get to know me. I’m great at parties.
What is this place?
This is a place where I can post all of the ridiculous things me and my friends do, as well as samples of my musical/fiction/video game works. Hopefully, I’ll get to update more (if time allows it).
Is your name really Malexos? Did your parents hate you or something?
I can’t really be sure about the latter (they have been sending me pretty nasty emails lately), but no, my name isn’t actually Malexos. That’s actually the pen name I made up on the spot in the middle of an impromptu writing group meeting in 6th grade. It has sentimental value, so I use it as my username for just about every website I join…go ahead; do a Google search for Malexos. You’ll undoubtedly find hysteric, incoherent forum posts from when I was 12.